You-Know-Who

© 2026, Lyrics and Music by Jason Didner


There’s a local hero blowing up worldwide
Who still loves to hang by the oceanside
He’s bound for the stars, but still Jersey proud
He’s right at home in the hometown crowd

He’s born to run but he always comes back
To raise the roof off our seaside shack
Everybody form a line by the pay phone
Give it twenty minutes, all the shore will know

You-know-who might show up
You-know-who might show up
Here down the shore, we’re more than all right
‘Cause you-know-who might show up tonight

He could jump on the stage any given night
Though here you'll never see his name in lights
When he might show is anyone's guess
We come prepared, knowing ”Devil With the Blue Dress"

Just play it cool, and give him some space
He might put on a show that'll melt your face
Every time the crowd cheers it sounds like “Boo”
But we're giving it up for you-know-who

You-know-who might show up
You-know-who might show up
Here down the shore, we’re more than all right
‘Cause you-know-who might show up tonight

Yeah, we’ll dance on the bar like we did last time
When he shocked us all with a show so fine
We’re hangin’ on the edge of a knife
For this regular guy who’s larger than life

You-know-who might show up
You-know-who might show up
Here down the shore, we’re more than all right
‘Cause you-know-who might show up tonight

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