That Time I Misheard My Own Lyrics

Amy and I had written our first draft of the lyrics for “Patient Portal” and I headed downstairs to the home studio to record a demo. I programmed drums, added electric guitar and proceeded to sing.

However, on playback, I heard something a little different from what I sang.

The actual opening line was “I keep keying in my password.”

But what I heard on playback (after having added a bass track) was “I keep peeing in my pants. Word!”

This bit of unintentional blue humor made me change the lyric line to “I keep typing in my password.”

Presently, there’s only one way to hear this song prior to its release: Let me email it to you!

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Jason Didner's upcoming single "Patient Portal," available only to email subscribers at the time of this writing.

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